Warning: The instructions on this page may involve hazardous conditions such as, but not limited to, working with flammable liquids and having extremely heavy items suspended over your head. If you are not comfortable working on your car, are not mechanically inclined, do not have the proper tools, or tend to do stupid things like extinguishing your blunt in a container of gasoline, please close your web browser and take your car to you local mechanic and pay him to do the work you were going to attempt yourself.

That being said, I've created these pages to help do-it-yourselfers perform maintenance or modifications on their cars. The instrustions herein are simply the way I've gone about doing these tasks. They may not be the best way, or even the correct way (though I hope they are), so follow the instructions with appropriate caution. If you have questions/comments, please feel free to e-mail me.

Finally, these instructions come with no warranty whatsoever, either explicit or implicit. They are not guaranteed to do anything. If you attempt to follow these instructions and damage your property, yourself, someone else, or someone else's property, I am not responsible.